No-Sleep Week

Apologies for my absence - this past week was my bi-annual No-Sleep Week.

Once or twice a year I get a nasty bout of insomnia, and there's no real solution except to ride it out - I hate taking sleeping meds because they leave me feeling unrested and dopey, and things like chamomile tea don't do much except make me pee. Add to this that the Pirates are cutting molars right now so the tiny amount of sleep I did get was invariably interrupted, and I spent the entire week in a foggy haze of exhaustion. Good times.

Things should be back on schedule now, but to make up for my lack of posting, I'll give you Ben's new favorite joke (courtesy of The Oatmeal's DJTAF):

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large.