Elvis, Pirates and Showgirls

It's been a long day, so I'm holding off on the big Elvis Festival parade post until tomorrow - in the meantime, here's a little teaser to tide you over:

Did you know that the collective term for a group of Elvis impersonators is a "wiggle"? So the interwebs say, anyway.

I also bring you this skeevy charming snapshot of my beloved husband in his parade costume, along with a couple of the showgirls from another float:

Ben was terribly amused by the fact that Will and Dash screamed like banshees when they sat on Santa's lap at Christmas, but didn't bat an eye when two attractive - albeit feathery - women cuddled them. Apparently their priorities are in order.