Thar be Cap'n Wallace Knocknees (Pirate Two) in the front and Paraplegic Garrick Jones (Pirate One)
in the back, according to the Pirate Name Generator.
Ben is Bad-Rum Bob and I'm Filthy Val Dawkins, in case you were wondering.
Paraplegic Garrick Jones examines the inflatable binoculars.
Cap'n Wallace Knocknees practices his sword swinging.
The odds of his survival in future duels are highly diminished by the fact that he's holding the wrong end.
Pirates contemplating piratey things.
Have I mentioned that when the boys see a skull and crossbones these days, they yell out, "AAAARGH!" It is both hilarious and makes me strongly suspect that my poor nerdy children will be beaten up when they start school.
P.S. Also, have I posted my favorite pirate joke here yet?
Q: What do pirates and pimps have in common?
A: They both say "Yo, ho!" and walk with a limp.