Five things

My town pipes Christmas music in the main street during the holiday season. It is both bizarre and awesome, like if Disneyland had a Hickville section.

I'm about to start reading the Autumn series by David Moody. Oddly, given how obsessed I am with the undead, I have never read zombie lit. I'll let you know how it goes.

Lately the Pirates have taken to applauding wildly every time I park the car. I'm not sure if they're excited we're at our destination, or happy I'm no longer driving.

Speaking of the Pirates, two days ago Will headbutted me in the face. I got a knot on the forehead the size of a golf ball and a mild concussion. He was totally fine. Toddler's heads are made of rock.

These stories about the scandals of classic Hollywood are truly fascinating. Also - ladies, please check out the first photo in the Paul Newman feature. YOU'RE WELCOME.