Every single adult animal wears clothing, from beach-going hippos...
Why yes, my manicure DOES look like shit. What of it?....to teacher bears...
The 80's called. They want their shirt back.
...to your friendly local librarian....
Bitchin' polka dot dress, Miss Bunny.
...but not Spot's parents.
Nice bones.
Apparently they're like the hippie nudists of Spot's town. Check it out - there's naked beach partying:
Enjoying the fresh air there, Sam?
Naked grocery shopping:
$20 says Sally's neighbors talk about this behind her back.
Naked cake decorating:
"This will be a nice surprise for your dad, Spot."
I'll bet.
Naked picking-the-kid-up-from-schooling:
WTF, Sally? This is a SCHOOL. THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT. PUT IT AWAY.
Interestingly, his mother DOES wear an apron when cooking:
It's cool, I get it. Hot stuff spattering + nudity = bad.
Rock on, Sam and Sally. Rock on.
Maybe its the fact that I'm coming out of a diabetic low, and am therefore rather loopy (my mom says being high feels rather similar), but this post was abso-frickin-lutely hilarious. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeletehah! hilarious. we like the spot books too - i don't know that i would have *ever* noticed this, but now i can't read a spot book w/o thinking of this post!
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