June 30, 2010

Cranky McCrankerson

I'm wearing my extra-binding crankypants this morning, and I'll tell you why: it is effing cold here right now.

I need an Aussie out there to explain something to me: in a country of dramatic temperature shifts (I live in a relatively temperate zone and it's still well below freezing during the winter and bone-meltingly hot in the summer), why aren't houses here built with central air conditioning and heat? WHYYYYYY? Whenever I ask this question, I'm invariably told that it's because it's too expensive to install. However, the reason that it's expensive is because not many people have it. But the reason not many people have it is because it's too expensive...you can see the cycle of doom here.

I've talked about my frustration with not having central air conditioning before, and now I'm feeling the same way about not having heat. It was -5.5C last night, and the temperature in my living room was in the single digits this morning. That is way too damn cold not to have a climate controlled home, which I would have thought would be fairly standard in first world countries by this point (or at LEAST have wall heaters in all the rooms). We have a column heater in the nursery, and even that room was still pretty chilly last night.

So. Over. It.

P.S. If anyone mentions the affect of air conditioning, etc., on global warming to me, I will cutabitch. I am that cranky right now due to trying to type with half frozen fingers even though my poor babies (who are wearing three layers) and I are snuggled up near our gas fireplace. Cranky McCrankerson out.

9 shout-outs:

  1. So like.

    Get ducted Gas heating and AC in the same vents and shit.

    You have children! Don't let them freeze! If they freeze you'd be a terrible parent!

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  2. LOL Geoff I would...if it wasn't so expensive. ;-)

    We actually are planning to put central AC in this coming summer - hopefully we can get some kind of heat in by next winter, but I don't know what will be the most effective since we have a -story house (maybe split system in the bedrooms would work better than ducted AC and gas heating?).

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  3. Reverse Cycle in Freezing temperatures = no go.

    For Serious.

    Anyway - Gas is *shitloads* cheaper to run.

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  4. Looks like I better get a better job to bankroll this upgrade :)

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  5. Sending some California desert heat your way my SITStah. Actually I have another cyber friend Down Under whose been talking about the freezing temps. She actually went outside this morning and took some photographs for me and posted them on Facebook and blogged about it.
    You definitely need a heater for winter and a cooler for summer.
    Try to stay warm my fellow SITStah!

    Celebrate Life and Capture It!
    Patty

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  6. Geoff I didn't know that about reverse cycle - good to know! I definitely don't want to do another winter like this with the little pirates so looks like we'll have to get some quotes for gas heating.

    Ben - LOL yes! My shoe wardrobe could use an overhaul too. ;-)

    Patty - thanks for the warm vibes! It is seriously cold here right now...I really think it's colder than the last couple of winters that we've spent here.

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  7. I am an expat in Melbourne too!

    Yes, it has been cold here, but to be honest I've been LOVING it.

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  8. Um. That sounds awful. This post made me chuckle. A little crankiness is in order.

    Stopping by from SITS.

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  9. I'll swap your Aussie weather for my English weather. In the last 3 years I've had no more than 5 days get above 26 degrees. It's mid summer and I wore a wool coat to work today. What's worse, I kept it on in the office.

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