Attention: Nerds of the World

Did you know that yesterday was Towel Day? Really, it was.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again - I need this towel. 

I feel immeasurably richer for discovering this most blessed of holidays, and yet slightly sad that I've missed out on observing it for the last nine years. But next year, it's SO on. Because I'm a hoopy frood who really knows where my towel is.