This is a MUCH better version, but sadly not embeddable.
If you've never heard of Tom Lehrer, he was a Harvard educated mathematician who was also an immensely popular satirist on the musical scene in the 50's and 60's. Obviously this was all before my time, but luckily my usually dignified mother has a surprisingly warped sense of humor and kept her children entertained by his music on car trips. Which is kind of sick and twisted when you consider that he sang about severed hands, parricide, sibling solicitation, and that lovable character, The Old Dope Peddler.
Good times. Now back to the grindstone...
P.S. Thanks for the jokes, you guys! You really plumbed new depths of punnery. I think it's a tie between Allyson and Anonymous (Elise, I'm looking at you!) for making me simultaneously laugh and smack my head on my keyboard. You each get half of the twelvity bajliion superstar points - which is what, sixtupily magrillion apiece?