October 5, 2009


Ladies and gentlemen, I have finally found the solution to all my spider-related problems:

Voila! The Keep Your Distance Bug Vacuum! Now I can kill spiders from two feet away! Well actually, I could before too, but it usually involved me shrieking a lot and flinging the nearest cat at the offending bug in the hopes that the cat would pounce and kill the nasty little thing. Unfortunately, our cats are lazy and overfed, so this approach seldom panned out. *le sigh*

Although you know, after looking at this thing for a while, I'm not sure that it would really work all that well here in Oz. I mean - can you really see it sucking up one of the massive, hairy spiders that regularly turn up in my house (or in the news)? Because if it got stuck in there, thrashing around or something, well...I might just have to flee the state.


  1. Popped in from SITS to say hi! I must say, that is the most brilliant invention ever!

  2. The idea of the spider thrashing around in there...I can totally see that happening. The spiders here are SO BIG and HAIRY!!

  3. ohhhhh! This is a short girls dream! I must get one!

  4. I have one of these!! It is fab. In Ireland im sure we dont get spiders as big as those where you are though!


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