Groucho does glassware

I want these:

I find anatomical drawings strangely compelling.

And I want these:

See that, kids? That's called a "cassette tape." We old folks used to listen to music on them. Stop laughing, it's true!

But mostly, I want these:

Looking like Groucho Marx while sucking down your drink = the epitome of awesome.

P.S. All of these are from Bread and Badger. Just in case anyone was thinking of doing some early Christmas shopping for yours truly.