My husband the comedian

I’ve mentioned before that my husband is somewhat overly fond of bad jokes. Really bad jokes. I’ve also told you all his infamous zoo joke before, but it bears repeating:

"I went to the zoo yesterday. They only had one dog in a cage. Yeah, it was a real Shih Tzu." (It makes more sense - note I didn't say was funnier - if you read it aloud: Shih Tzu = shit zoo. Bada bish! *sigh*)

He sidled up to me yesterday to regale me with his newest joke. It went something like this:

Ben: I have a new joke!
Me: Oh god...
Ben: OK so here’s how it goes –
Me: Why are you doing this to me?
Ben: Uh huh, so, there’s this lion and this bear in a zoo –
Me: I thought you loved me.
Ben: - right, whatever. So there’s this lion and this bear in a zoo. The lion says, “I’m the scariest animal in the world! When I roar, all the animals on the savannah tremble in fear!” The bear replies, “No, I’m the scariest animal in the world. When I growl, all the animals in the forest run away terrified.” Then a pig walks by and says, “Whatever, guys. When I sneeze, the entire world panics.”
Me: *groan*

See what I’m up against here? For better or for worse indeed...

Anyone think they can top those in the Bad Jokes Championship?