But no more. From this day forward, I won't bat an eye at leggings or dresses that invite the world to be your gynecologist. You see, the bar for appalling fashion has risen - now, Japanese company Sanna's Brazil Fashion has introduced the Jeans Bikini Pants:
Yup. That is a bedazzled denim half-bikini sewn into a pair of ultra low-rise jeans. The close up:
And they give us bonus action shots!
I just - they're just - I have no words. There is nothing I can say that can accurately convey my horror. I'm out.
If I ever, EVER see anyone actually wearing these I will stop and stare with mouth agape. Just plain wrong.
ReplyDeleteI love that the model has a schlut spot tattoo and a belly button piercing. Truly par for the course....
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked that a Japanese company would do this... But then again, if its name is Sanna's BRAZIL Fashion, then maybe I should be so surprised. There are a ton of Brazilians in the city that John always goes to and um, when I saw them most weren't following the same fashion trends as the Japanese... These pants would fit right into their wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, this look would not go well with muffin top!
ReplyDeleteI think you'd get both muffin top and muffin sides...
ReplyDeleteO M G
ReplyDeleteI was browsing your blog and could not believe my eyes!!! Those are soooooooooooooooo disgusting! Just stopped by from SITS to say hi: hope you'lll do the same.
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