Baby nerds

First off - no. I'm not knocked up, nor do I have any intention of being so in the near future. Casa Lisa is not yet open for business, sorry. However, I've recently discovered the joys that shopping for nerd babies can bring.

First up - pirates and ninjas. For the nerds, I need not explain this. For the rest of the world (who are likely not reading this blog), geeks have an ongoing debate as to whether ninjas or pirates are better. Ben is a pirate lover. I am a ninja devotee. That's how we keep things fresh, folks.

And for the gamers: proof that you got laid at least once, and designation of your infant's character skills:

And finally there is this. The holy grail of all baby outfits. The one I must have at all costs, even if it means buying it and shamefully hiding it in a drawer for the next three years:


OK, so that last one isn't just for nerds. But it is pretty damn funny! Can't you tell I'll be a great mother?