1. Hit him over the head with a tack hammer.
2. One word: hypnosis. (As a bonus, you can also make him dance like a chicken everytime you say "The mare's in the paddock!")
3. Black magic.
4. Use the Neuralizer from Men In Black.
5. Get a haircut.
Guess which one works the best? Yep, it's #5! Ben had no idea who I was after I got my hair cut. He came to the library, and I was sitting with my back to him - and he had no clue who I was until I turned around. Then he turned about 15 shades of red.
Some pics of the new 'do, because I'm a big ole attention whore:
the final finale - as much fun as i had taking the teen, lilcee, and the bean to watch "american idol" tapings, i was pretty stinking excited to bring the hub as my date to p...