August 14, 2008

5 easy ways to make your husband forget you

1. Hit him over the head with a tack hammer.


2. One word: hypnosis. (As a bonus, you can also make him dance like a chicken everytime you say "The mare's in the paddock!")


3. Black magic.


4. Use the Neuralizer from Men In Black.


5. Get a haircut.

Guess which one works the best? Yep, it's #5! Ben had no idea who I was after I got my hair cut. He came to the library, and I was sitting with my back to him - and he had no clue who I was until I turned around. Then he turned about 15 shades of red.

Some pics of the new 'do, because I'm a big ole attention whore:

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